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A mockumental action game. Go forth and rock in the absolute weirdest and most messed up simulator in the history of sandbox shooters. Fully unprofessional English language version. This dub will have you in stitches.

Developer  Publisher:  Genres:  Translations:  Features:  Tags:  
Early Access6 Oct, 2022
Release DateOct 6, 2022
Price$ 19.99  Top 10%
Steam Rating (Steam Purchases / All)96.8% (overwhelmingly positive) Top 4% / 97%  Top 3%
Steam DB Rating (Steam Purchases / All)89.9% Top 4% / 90.4%  Top 3%
Reviews (Steam Purchases / All)563  Top 20% / 671  Top 20%
Curators27 reviews  Top 25%
Median Play Time10.6 hours  Top 15%
Play Time per Dollar32 minutes
Followers8.9K  Top 10%
Owners± 13.9K 
Copies Sold± 10.7K  Top 30%
Gross Revenue ($)± 149K  Top 20%

Rating and Reviews (Monthly)
  

Chart showing the monthly evolution of Priest Simulator: Vampire Show steam rating, positive and negative reviews.

Here you can see Priest Simulator: Vampire Show's Steam rating and reviews between October 2022 and December 2023. Steam's rating is in a very narrow range going from 97.3% (November 2022) to 96.8% (April 2023).

With 671 reviews Top 15%, Priest Simulator: Vampire Show could be an indie success or even a small AAA success. The chart looks like a long tail distribution, which sometimes means that the marketing was concentrated on the game launch and then stopped, and that no major update or discounts followed.

Review Languages
 

Donut graph showing review languages for Priest Simulator: Vampire Show and the proportion of players they represent.

This donut graph displays the languages of Priest Simulator: Vampire Show's Steam reviews. The most popular language is Polish (74%), followed by English (18%). The player's languages are well diversified, with 14 different languages appearing in the reviews. The game has 2 translations (English and Polish). More translations could have boosted the game's popularity.

Time Played

Chart displaying Priest Simulator: Vampire Show percentiles of time played for positive, negative, and early access reviews.

This chart displays the number of hours played in Priest Simulator: Vampire Show, comparing positive and negative reviews. It also shows the reviews during Early Access. The time in game is not bad at all, with 15 hours in the 80th percentile.

The negative reviews play time is 10 times lower than the positive reviews median play time. A low negative review time (median : 66 minutes) can mean that the game crashes on some systems or that the type of gameplay was not completely clear to the players (Is the game unmistakably explained on the Steam Store ?). It is also possible that players were otherwise displeased by Priest Simulator: Vampire Show and decided to review it and get a refund under 2 hours. The Players' feedback section might give some insight about that.

Players' Feedback

Game's StrengthsGame's Weaknesses
  • Open-world exploration aspect
  • Rebuilding and repairing the Church
  • Unique weapon design
  • Does not take itself seriously
  • Side missions add depth
  • Upgradeable church and weapons
  • Mockumental nature adds to fun
  • Performing sermons, confessions, and exorcisms
  • Notoriety and Splendor mechanics
  • Fun gameplay thanks to craziness
  • Lost in translation issues
  • Ugly game design
  • Inconvenient quest markers
  • Unexplained mechanics
  • No indication on upgrading stats
  • Confusing nature of the game
  • Lack of NPC direction
  • Lack of explanation on certain items and mechanics
  • Inconsistent character interactions
  • Lack of a clear objective

The intention behind these pros & cons isn't to establish a balanced evaluation of the game, but rather to assist developers in identifying enhancement opportunities. The game's rating of 96.8%  Top 4% should be taken into account when assessing them.

Please keep in mind that this list was AI-generated with only a statistical sample of Priest Simulator: Vampire Show's review data that Steam provides. Additionally, remember that not all issues need to be fixed, sometimes the best approach is to communicate better to manage the player's expectations.

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